It skips a generation
So you’ve just
discovered that you’re a witch/wizard! So? That might have been an issue a few
hundred years ago, but that got kind of old right quick when the
less-magically-inclined realized they couldn’t kill the legitimately accused.
From dissonance came begrudging acceptance which—in the present year of 2014—has
long since turned to apathy.
Maxwellian Longacre
shares this apathy so acutely that it almost registers. His parents were magically
gifted, as were his maternal grandparents, but not his father’s father. No, Grandpa
Ehrlich Vesuvius Longacre was entirely lacking when it came to his family’s
line of wizardly heredity, exactly like Maxwellian; Ian for short. Ian’s father
died rather blandly when Ian was barely a toddler, so it’s always been him and
his mother, Cindrella. Unfortunately, that changed last year when his mother
remarried, to a wizard with two daughters positively beaming with magical
ability. Thanks to a hasty move across the country and a bureaucratic mix-up,
Ian has been enrolled into the Erudite School of Casting with his step-sisters.
Suddenly his apathy isn’t enough anymore.
This isn’t tattling, Ian told himself. This is bringing up a valid point. That point being it’s not cool to be
eaten by one’s blanket. Ian came to a stop outside his parent’s bedroom
door, took a deep breath, and then knocked.
“Yes?” His mom said
in her usual lilting voice.
“It’s Ian. Is it okay
if I come in?”
“Of course, I’m just
doing my hair is all.”
Ian entered, utterly
nonplussed by the myriad of floating brushes and self-contained, hot gusts of lilac
scented wind that were styling his mother’s glittery blond hair. “Can I talk to
you for a moment?”
“Of course, Ian. What’s
up?” She looked to him without turning her head.
Ian knew he had his
mother’s undivided attention, despite the hair styling theatrics, which made it
ever so slightly more difficult to say what he wanted. Still, “Delia has been
enchanting my bedding to either eat me or attack me in some way when I wake up.”
definitely needed to be brought to her attention.
Issued
Alexandria Gibson
slipped quite nicely into the role of hired killer. As valedictorian of her
graduating class, Ivy League acceptance letters in hand, she had the next eight
years of her life as neatly appointed as a Victorian era sitting room. Which
made her sudden decision to join the Marine Corps the night before graduation
all the more baffling. And just so we’re clear, she appreciates her life’s parallels
to Grosse Pointe Blank, though she appreciates you not bringing that up even
more. It took her 11 years to question the decision she made that May night all
those years ago, but as she stares into the eyes of the 10 year old boy she
just failed to kill she wonders now why she didn’t question it sooner.
“I missed.” She said,
still aiming the firearm at her target.
Ethan could barely
hear her words over the pounding of his heart and the driving rain. Against his
better judgment he asked the woman to repeat herself. “What did you say?”
“I said I missed. I
never miss.” She looked at her hands. They were still as ever.
Ethan gulped. All
that surrounded the terrifying figure before him was a blur. He spoke haltingly.
“Are you… are… are you gonna try again?”
“I should.” She said,
weighing the weapon as if it had suddenly become her destiny. “I really should…
but I won’t.”
“G-g-g…good.” Ethan
said as even the woman began to blur.
“I think so, too. So
now you need to calm down, get up, and come with me.”
“What?! NO!” Ethan
attempted to scramble to his feet as the woman holstered her weapon and
approached him, gliding forward like elegance personified.
That was then and so
is this
Avery Gingham is
having a slight problem. It’s a Thursday, and while that’s great and all—Thursday
never hurt nobody no how—it’s been a Thursday for near as long as he can
remember. Well, that’s not entirely accurate. It’s been Thursday going on four
months next, well, Thursday, but that’s a whole hell of a lot of the same day! And
it is the same day every time. Occasionally there will be slight differences that
Avery notices, and while they appear to be related it’s impossible to keep a running
tally or catalog of them in anything but his memory. Every person and physical
object resets come midnight, so writing it all down is an exercise in futility.
Yet Avery knows it’s possible to escape this benign cycle…
“Checking the mail?”
Jerry said, tilting his head in passing interest as he watched Avery continue
to walk on. “Where are you going? Could be something important in there.”
“Two flyers for
appliance store sales, a too soon invite to join AARP, four utility bills—three
incorrectly addressed—and a key to possibly win a sports car I couldn't afford the
taxes on.” Avery said without breaking stride, though he did walk a bit slower
to get it all out.
Jerry tilted his head a bit more. “You sound pretty
certain, pal.”
“Certainty hasn’t a
thing to do with it Jerry.” Avery said under his breath, though he raised his
voice for what he said next. “Take a step to your right.”
“A step to my
wha-OWW!” Jerry reached for the back of his recently dented head. “Dammit,
Junior! What did I tell you about throwing your Frisbee without looking?!”
Avery remembered
laughing the first few times this exchange happened, but it had since lost its
luster. Which was a shame, because he was an ardent supporter or physical
comedy.